And this made me laugh.
This “news” is a couple days old but as many of you may have noticed I’ve been out of town for about ten days and this is funny so I think it’s still worth posting about. Apparently goat-charmers aren’t as good of outdoorsmen as one might think. At this point, unless you’ve already heard about this, you’re probably asking yourself “what in the world is this post actually about?”
Well you see, Tom “Goat Boy” Brady recently thought it would be a fun little outing to take his new wife kayaking on Charles River. For those who don’t know (I didn’t until about ten seconds ago) Charles River is approximately 20 miles, as the crow flies, from Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts which is of course where the New England Cheaters Patriots play their home games. The newlyweds rented a couple of kayaks and set off. Shortly after Brady demonstrated how much of a man’s man he truly is when had to be saved from the river by a boathouse attendant, while his wife casually continued down the river.
I don’t know the full story but Brady somehow managed to capsize his kayak, and I’m sure that his level of stupidity and the folly of flipping his kayak on a tame river is no mere coincidence. The only thing that could have possibly made this story better is if he were kayaking somewhere a little further from home. Maybe in a city like Indianapolis or even Miami, Buffalo, New York, Baltimore, St. Louis, Charlotte, Philadelphia, etc. because I’m sure that had he been close to one of those cities the boathouse attendant wouldn’t have been quite as quick to help the poor, little, helpless Brady. They hopefully would have conveniently already been engaged in some other activity and too distracted to notice his flailing and little girl screams in time to save him from drowning.
Too much? No? I didn’t think so either.
Either way, the Boston area boathouse attendant was enough of a simpleton to hurry to the rescue of Goat Boy. Oh well, at least we can still laugh at Brady’s embarrassing level incompetence.
If you want read more on the story you can click here. If you’d like to laugh at Tom Brady some more you can look at the pictures below.